The Future Sucks, Actually: All These Streaming Services and Somehow Not Every Movie is Available
My quest to watch Loverboy has hit a serious snag
Look—all I wanted was to watch young Patrick Dempsey shag a bunch of middle-aged women, including peak Kristie Allie and peak Carrie Fisher.12 Alas, capitalism.
I suspect there’s only a small number of people who realize this—perhaps only the so-called Xennial micro-generation—but long before Dempsey was Dr. McDreamy, he specialized in play…