Every Friday I share 5 things I enjoyed this week. Also, high fives are inherently cool, and I think we can all agree Friday is the bestest day. Hence the Friday High Five. šš»
This week's edition is extra special as it includes some of my favorite things from 2023, in groups of fives. It's an orgy of High Fives.
One of my favorite things about this time of year is how everything just sort of unwinds of its own accord, as though the natural state of things is not a maniac pace of work-work-work, but one of leisure and introspection.
As you read this, I have already started my holiday.1 And, in that spirit, Iāve decided to take off the last week of December from anything resembling work. Most times, writing does not fall in that category. Writing is the thing I do when Iām not working. It is my escape from work.
I genuinely enjoy this newsletter, but sometimes a break is in order to keep everything fresh and exciting. Thus, I wonāt be publishing anything new for the next 10 days or so. This is the last Friday High Five youāll receive from me in 2023.
Iāll still be doing writerly things on holiday. Like two love-sick cowboys, I canāt quit it. Not even when Iām supposed to be relaxing.
I plan on spending time revising (read: rewriting) a bunch of essays intended for a Star Wars book Iām publishing in 2024. Editing is actually my favorite part of writing, so much so that I often canāt stop myself from editing while Iām writing. Thatās a definite no-no according to anyone with opinion about the proper way to write. I guess that makes me Frank Sinatra.2
Oh: You will get a surprise from me next week! (Does preemptively declaring it invalidate the surprise? WhateverāIām the guy who likes to wrap presents early so I can put them under the tree and taunt my loved ones. I do it mostly because the tree looks so naked and forlorn without gifts; making my family yearn for the shiny preciouses is just a perk.3)
Wednesday youāll receive a fun story that came out of my review of A Disturbance in the Force: 7 Extraordinary Things I Learned From 'A Disturbance in the Force'. I donāt use āextraordinaryā lightly. One of the items shocked me to my core. Iām still not over it. Consider the article a belated Christmas gift for all you fine people.
In case I donāt get a chance to say it to you directly: Merry Christmas and the happiest of New Years. God bless you all.
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My Favorite 2023 Things
5 groups of 5 follow: Movies, TV Shows, Books, Games, and Articles.
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5 Favorite Movies
Fair warning: Oppenheimer isnāt on this list because I still havenāt seen it yet.
That omission might be a problem if Iād positioned myself as a cinephile or student of film. Iām the furthest thing from that. Iām the guy who would usually rather rewatch something Iāve already seen and look for strange and unusual tangents than roll the dice on a new release. So if you start thinking, āHow could he leave off XYZ,ā itās almost surely because I havenāt seen it.4
Barbie
For pure pop culture spectacle, Barbie is hard to top.
Itās an unforgettable movie. I canāt say Iāll be rushing to rewatch it, but Iām glad Iāve seen it, with my daughter no less.
Related: Barbie is the Wildest, Weirdest Blockbuster I Have Ever Seen
Guardians of the Galaxy 3
My favorite MCU film in years, though thatās honestly not saying much.
The trilogy ties up in a satisfying fashion that avoids clichƩ and melodrama. The third film is frequently funny and often quite moving. I laughed, I cried. Definitely my least-favorite Guardians film though. (I rank them 1, 2, 3.)
Air
Air is movie about basketball shoes. Not about basketball. About shoes. More specifically, about the middle-aged people working for a shoe company. And somehow it works.
Air is an entertaining docu-drama about how Nike landed a young Michael Jordan and made history (as well as literal tons of money). The nostalgia factor in this film is off the chart. If you were cognizant at all in the 80s, you will probably love it. Even more so if you loved basketball.
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
I didnāt love-love Across the Spider-Verse (my abridged review: funny, heartwarming, mind-bending, incomplete. B+) but it was still easily one of my favorite movies from 2023. Most of my frustration stemmed from how abruptly the film ends. Up until that point, itās amazing.
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
This movie did the impossible: It brought the magic of D&D to the silver screen in thrilling fashion.
Honor Among Thieves wasn't the first attempt at a D&D movie. Previous films had been campy and nonsensical. It was D&D from an outsiderās prospective, which was basically: This nerd shit is really dorky.
Honor Among Thieves is a celebration of what makes playing D&D such an engrossing experience. It has heart, laughs, adventure, shenanigans, and even dragons.
5 Favorite Shows
Another banner year for prestige TV.
This list originally had 10 shows on it. Whittling it down to 5 was painful.
The Last of Us (HBO)
The Last of Us is really good. Like, "it shouldn't be this good" good. The video game was exceptional. This is something else. Shows like this don't come along often. Don't miss it.
Silo (Apple TV)
As a fan of the books, I was disappointed with how and where season one ended. But taken on its own, Siloās first season was a total win. An atmospheric mystery that unravels in surprising ways and kept me guessing.
Related: All Your Silo Questions Answered
Ted Lasso: Season 3 (Apple TV)
Season 3 is not Ted Lassoās best season. Itās a bit bloated and unfocused. But when Ted Lasso is good, itās the best show on television.
Most importantly, they nailed the ending.
Shrinking (Apple TV)
I didnāt realize the one thing missing from my life was Harrison Ford telling people not to āraw dogā him. Shrinking is a hilarious, heartwarming show, and Ford steals every scene heās in.
Apple has cornered the market on feel-good prestige TV. And is making a serious move on prestige TV in general.
Justified: City Primeval (Hulu)
No, it wasnāt Justified. How could it be? And why would you want it to be Justified, again? Weāve already seen that. Gimme something new.
I thoroughly enjoyed the newly mature version of Raylan Givens, and I hope we get to see him again real soon. (Word on the street is Timothy Olyphant is down.)
Related: City Primeval Wasn't Anything Like Justified, and That's Great Actually
5 Favorite Books
These arenāt necessarily books that came out in 2023, I just read them this year. I think we can all agree books occupy a special place in our culture. Theyāre almost timeless. Thus, does it really matter if a book from 10 years ago made my list? I say no.
This Is How Your Lose the Time War
Forget 2023āthis is one of the best novels I have ever read.
The story involves two rival agents on opposite sides in a never-ending war across time, space, and the multiverse. Half of the story is told via 3rd person present tense (e.g. Red stands and loads her gun) and the other half is an epistolary, as the characters write letters to one another (again, across space and time). It is wonderfully inventive and beautifully told.
Shoe Dog
Business memoirs have no business being this good.
Shoe Dog is a riveting read of Nikeās earliest days, but what I didnāt expect was it would also be a Good Book. The writing is often sublime. Highly recommended!
The Nineties
An incredibly thorough deep-dive into all things 90s. I came of age in the 90s and therefore remember all of it. This book gave me a fresh perspective on what I already knew, and introduced me to tons of stuff I had no idea about.
Hereās a fun anecdote from the book, regarding Smells Like Teen Spirit:
The songās title derived from Vailās friend (and eventual Bikini Kill bandmate) Kathleen Hanna, who drunkenly wrote the phrase āKurt Smells Like Teen Spiritā on Cobainās bedroom wall in Olympia, Washington. The joke was that Vail wore Teen Spirit deodorant, thus implying that Cobain and Vail were sleeping together.
Doc / Epitaph
I am a total sucker for a good western; in my opinion, True Grit and Lonesome Dove are two of the finest novels ever written. So this two-book series by Mary Doria Russell was 100% in my wheelhouse.
The books tell a history-inspired story of Doc Holliday and, of course, the Earp brothers. The O.K. Corral features in the story, but itās only a piece of the whole. We also get Docās earlier days, as well as a sad stretch at the end when the legends literally fade away.
The Book of Basketball
Iām on record as being a huge Bill Simmons fan. But somehow, Iād only ever read his columns. Iād partly avoided his basketball book due to the sheer size. I love basketball but the idea of 700-page book about it was unappealing.
I was so wrong. Itās a riveting read, especially for fans who grew-up during basketballās golden age (80s & 90s). The fact that Simmons can make such long-form writing interesting and accessibleāand hilarious!āwas an inspiration, and an encouragement.
Coming soon: a 700-page book on bromances.5
5 Favorite Games
I didnāt play as many video games this year for reasons I canāt quite understand. I spent plenty of time with my Xbox, but I often gravitated toward older releases like Skyrim.
I know for certain Baldurās Gate 3 definitely wouldāve been here if it had released on the Xbox months ago. Iām also waiting for Santa to bring my son Tears of the Kingdom so I can also play it.
Diablo IV
If youāve played one Diablo, youāve played them all. Thatās painting crudely with a broad brush, but itās absolutely true. Iām doing the same stuff in the fourth iteration that I did in the first.
That said, IV has one of the most memorable stories in the series. I totally got sucked in.
Until Starfield.
Starfield
Iām gonna keep this short because Iāve already written two freaking articles about this game. The gist: itās unlike either Skyrim or Fallout, but I love it.
Thereās nothing quite like flitting around the galaxy in your own spacesuit, doing some light piracy or maybe helping some stranded people. I honestly canāt tell you if the gameās story is good or notāIām too busy making my own.
Jedi: Survivor
Few things are more exciting than playing as a Jedi in a video game and all that entails: separating Stormtroopersā arms from their bodies, using the Force to push and pull objects, and trying to square the narrative of the gameāthat you are a Jedi, publicly and brazenly doing Jedi things, during a time in which Jedi are extinctāwith the canon of the films.
Well, 2 out of 3 aināt bad.
Mega Axis & Allies
This is a strategy board game. Itās not actually called Mega Axis & Alliesāthatās a moniker I gave it, as it employs two separate board games (the European / African theater and the Pacific) into one massive world war, for real for real. I thought Iād played Axis & Allies before, but I was so wrong.
My son and I started playing in August. We finished our first game last weekend.
Canāt wait to play again.
Hereās the original post from August talking about the game in more depth.
Darkest Dungeon
This game came out in 2017 but whateverābe glad Iām not using this space to talk about how wonderful Skyrim is again.
I started playing Darkest Dungeon recently and Iām addicted. Itās like a dungeon-crawler version of Final Fantasy with permadeath (characters die and donāt come back), without Final Fantasyās showy powers and angsty storytelling.
Thereās probably a better example I could use for turn-based games with random encounters, but I grew up playing Final Fantasy, so there you go. Itās the Kleenex of the genre.
5 Favorite Things Iāve Written
This category feels a bit self-serving, maybe. I donāt knowāI like my own shit.
Iāll be moving all of these behind the paywall as of January 1, so read them while you can!
The Point Break Bromance piece (May 2023)
I donāt know whatās more impressive: That Iāve written 3 long-ass articles about Point Break, an action movie without much going on under the surface, or that this bromance angle produced a 6100 word article that takes 24 minutes to read.
Thereās a good chance some of you missed this one; I only had about 40 subscribers when I published it.
Point Break's Juice Comes From the Sizzling Swayze/Reeves Bromance at its Heart
The Mando-Verse Alien piece (August 2023)
There had to be at least one Star Wars piece on this list. Otherwise, what am I even doing here?
This piece was one of those Iād been thinking about for a long time, and finally decided to write.
The Mando-Verse Has Given New Life to Species Long Gone Stale
The Predator Bromance piece (September 2023)
This started as a lark after I realized the men of Predator were quietly affectionate with one another. And then what was going to be a funny piece became a bit serious (though with plenty of phallic humor).
It was about this time that I realized I had a thing for writing about bromances and should maybe lean into that.
Predator is Actually a Love Story for Manly Men
The White Men Canāt Jump piece (November 2023)
In counterpoint to Point Break, White Men Canāt Jump has a lot of juicy subtext to explore: racism and stereotypes, relationships, our self-destructive natures, plus whatever Wesley Snipes was doing with his wardrobe.
This is another long article (3900 words, 15 minute read) with strong bromance energy.
White Men Can't Jump is a Basketball Movie That's Not About Basketball
The Steve Rogers and Bucky Bromance piece (December 2023)
Oh, lookāanother bromance.
This 4100 word, 16-minute article explored something I have always secretly known: The MCU is far more interesting when Bucky is around.
How the Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes Bromance Defined the MCU (This is a paid post and thus only about half of it is free to read. Which is still quite a bit, considering its a long article.)
Iām always curious if my favorite pieces resonate with other people. Let me know if you thought something else I published was even moā better.
For that matter, what were your favorite 2023 things? Drop a comment so I can check them out.
Iāve always been a bit jealous of how Brits donāt go on vacations but take holidays. It sounds so much more joyous and fulfilling. Merry Christmas is vastly superior to Happy Christmas, though.
I did it my way.
When my kids were in elementary school, I invested in some light security to keep them honest at Christmas: motion-detecting Star Wars ornaments. We have Darth Vader, Yoda, and a Stormtrooper. Vader makes menacing statements about taking the presents away, Yoda giggles about the whole deal, and the Stormtrooper actually shoots while klaxons go off (it doesnāt really shoot, alas, but would it matter if it did?)
Theyāre pretty much my favorite ornaments.
Other notable 2023 movies I still havenāt seen: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, The Creator, Killers of the Flower Moon, The Holdovers, and Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning (I know, blame my daughterāI do!).
Iām totally kidding. If I write a 700-page book, it would obviously be about Star Wars.
I still haven't gotten out of my own way to watch 'Air,' but I will. I also have a lot of films to catch up on; I only made it to 2 this year, but that was a more than I saw in 20, 21, and 22 combined, sooo.
Merry Christmas š¤¶
I think tvhas been far superior than movies this year. Just take a small look at all the series enders this year...I mean SUCCESSION wow! And Barry and Dave! This year will be hard to top!