Every Friday I share 5 things that brought me joy this week. Also, high fives are inherently cool, and I think we can all agree Friday is the bestest day. Hence the Friday High Five. đđ»
So I went almost 2 weeks without sending you anything, and then I send 2 emails in the same day. It had been my intention to send the Apple TV Feel-Good piece Wednesday, but I kept tinkering with it until last night. Such is writing.
I thought about skipping the High Five this week but enough people complain when I miss one that I thought Iâd just make it short. I do apologize for two emails in the same day!
Have a great weekend. High five!
5 Things I Enjoyed This Week:
ACE Cold Compress
The Fantasy Footballers Podcast
Live Free or Die Hard
Classic Video Games
The Last Dance
ACE Cold Compress
Oh lookâEric hurt himself again.
I was finally back to my normal operational efficiency when I did something stupid. I wish I could claim it was from being macho, like lifting too much weight or doing a wheelie on a motorcycle in oncoming traffic. Nope. I just really needed to pee.
The Zoom meeting would not end. The pressure in my bladder kept building. I started looking speculatively around the room. My Yeti? The garbage can? Maybe I could just open the window and water the front bushes.
The call finally ended. I ran to the master bathroom, which involves a straight shot down a hallway followed by a 90 degree turn into the master bedroom, and then an almost immediate 90 turn into the bathroom. I somehow kicked the molding as I was going into the bathroom, bruising both knees and skinning my elbow in the process. But the foot took the brunt.
I thought it was broken or maybe fractured. Couldnât put weight on it, couldnât wiggle it. Cut it off and leave me for dead. I was basically Anakin at the end of Revenge of the Sithâlaying on the ground, screaming curses, unaccountably mad even though I did it to myself.
A couple days of the old ACE cold compress and some Motrin and Iâm pretty much healed up. Just in time to go golfing tomorrow. At least I have an excuse if I suck.
The Fantasy Footballers Podcast
Someone once described fantasy football as D&D for jocks. As someone who has played both, the description fits. Itâs all make-belief, and yet it somehow becomes the single-most important thing when itâs happening.
This is my favorite part of the summer. Football camps are opening and hope is in the air. The Fantasy Footballers is one of my favorite podcasts, sports or otherwise. Informative and hilarious.
Live Free or Die Hard
Yes, Iâm still on my Timothy Olyphant kick. This week I revisited Live Free or Die Hard, aka Die Hard 4, aka Hollywood Has No Clue What To Do With Timothy Olyphant. I wrote a piece recently about the mismatch between his talents and the material in Hitman, but Die Hard 4 (sorry, itâs easier to type and also the actual title sucks) is just as bad.
In case you forgotâand I wouldnât blame youâOlyphant is the bad guy. Thatâs an immediate strike one. If he was a Hans Gruber, fine. But his character is an emotionally stunted computer guy who is also a closet sociopath. Olyphant doesnât get to use any of his charisma or humor, which is like casting Brad Pitt and then putting a paper bag over his head. Whatâs the point?
Hitman and Die Hard 4 both released in 2007. It was a bad year for our cinematic Olyphant hopes.
Classic Video Games
I went with âclassicâ over âoldâ because Iâm not trying to hurt myself again.
Inspired by my friendâs bachelor party last weekend, I installed GoldenEye 007 on my Xbox while my brother was in town this week. We used to play 4-player split-screen in my bedroom way back in the day. Firing up the game again was like stepping back through time. I havenât played in at least 20 years, but it all came rushing back.
My brother and I ended one game by putting our guns away and just slapping each other. Still hilarious.
The Last Dance
This week I started rewatching The Last Dance, the Netflix mini-series about Michael Jordan. I think itâs my third time watching it? For basketball fans of a certain age, no single person looms larger in memory than Michael Jordan. I appreciate him the way I might admire a great white shark: At a distance and with the implicit understanding that I would be annihilated if I got too close.
Anyway, love watching the guy. Heâs the greatest to ever play, and his competitive fireâwhile often pathological in natureâis a testament to what can be accomplished when someone refuses to quit. Obviously, hugely talented and uniquely blessed with gifts. But that fire is what made Jordan the GOAT. And itâs why so many are still drawn to him.
Even the memes feed into my affection. My personal favorite is this laughing compilation, which my brother and I use whenever the other says something ridiculous. Like him thinking heâll win at fantasy football this season.
What are you into at the moment? Leave a comment and let me know!
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Me personally I am loving the multiple Friday posts!! Next week let's do 5 Friday High 5 posts to make it really literal! đ
So I completely concur with your old person injuries just from navigating our own houses. I am currently sporting a bruise on my hip from last night when I turned the corner too fast getting back to my couch, and rammed smack into the edge of the sofa table. Perhaps we need to go back to the days of baby proof furniture, right my friend?
MJ - I'll concede, he is the GOAT in terms of sport. The thing is, he hates losing more than he loves winning. I mean, you gotta respect that laser focus. I finally watched Air the other week and I loved it. As usual I went on IMDb afterwards for insights, and MJ specifically forbade the actor who played him as a teenager to show his face. Literally no one else can depict MJ except for MJ himself.
I can see why you said Bill Simmons despises Kareem who as you know is *my* all time fave NBA player. Cuz Kareem just had too much else going on with his interest in politics, martial arts, and acting in movies. I love Kareem's intellectualism, humor, amazing writing skills, and vulnerability. All wrapped up in a goofy goggles-wearing, skyhooking package!
"It was a bad year for our cinematic Olyphant hopes." I love this line...I hear it in Morgan Freeman's voice and it's just so...poignant. I assume you are all about Justified: City Primeval :) We haven't dipped in YET...but I am ready for some Olyphantastic-ness...that was terrible. I regret nothing!