The Days Are Long But the Years Are Short

Reflections on the cruel absurdity of middle age

“How you doing?” Tri-Star Pictures

Today we’re going to depart from our usually-scheduled nonsense about Star Wars or impressively in-depth Point Break theories—which are impressive primarily due to the depth and breadth I squeeze out of a surfer-bro movie; btw did you know I’m writing a book about Point Break?—and instead we’re just going to talk about …