Help Me. You're My Only Hope!
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Do me a solid: Please scroll to the bottom and answer the short poll. The rest is colorful context. And butt jokes.The other night I was lying in bed randomly thinking about Point Break; my brain is basically a broken record, endlessly repeating things like “Utah—gimme two!” and “Fear cau…