All the Fanfare

All the Fanfare

Help Me. You're My Only Hope!

If you don't wanna read this, please answer the one-question poll, mkay?

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Eric Pierce
Apr 03, 2023
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I promise this article has nothing to do with Star Wars. Lucasfilm
Do me a solid: Please scroll to the bottom and answer the short poll. The rest is colorful context. And butt jokes.

The other night I was lying in bed randomly thinking about Point Break; my brain is basically a broken record, endlessly repeating things like “Utah—gimme two!” and “Fear cau…

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