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Is Force Lightning a Euphemism for Peeing?

Is Force Lightning a Euphemism for Peeing?

It's hard to stop once you start

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If hatred and anger are the keys to the dark side? Why is Palpatine always  smiling and cackling? He seems pretty happy to me. - Ultimate Star Wars  Galaxy
The sweet relief after you finally get to “go”. Lucasfilm

I’ve always found it rather funny that Palpatine, the most powerful Dark Side practitioner ever, can’t seem to stop using Force Lightning once he starts. Even if it would clearly be in his best interest. Like when he’s catching stray bolts with his face.

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unlimited power or limited bladder control? Lucasfilm

One could argue that Palpatine is playing so…

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